Congrats to Smokin’ Jay Cutler for proposing to his girlfriend Kristin Cavallari in the most apathetic way possible: via text message!
From NFL.com (full story here):
"It was so silly." Cavallari told E! News. “I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, ‘Oh, shall we get married?’ We’re like, ‘Yeah, OK.’ And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on.”
If that isn’t just textbook Smokin’ Jay being Smokin’ Jay, I don’t know what is.