This site is dedicated to the most apathetic looking athlete in the history of sports. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-34942833-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @smokinjaycutler)http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc25eabb471393837a08e08f58aec918/tumblr_mo8mbcfX2Y1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Smokin’ Jay Cutler got married this past weekend to longtime girlfriend Kristin Cavallari and even managed to find some time to go to flavor country!  Congrats Smokin’ Jay!</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/52716039523http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/52716039523Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:40:24 -0400Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingchicago bearsnflfootballKristin Cavallari<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52e5e6ee89dcd4c3fa395ce1b006f6ac/tumblr_mn9f8iXkRF1rge9rdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7779463d78847a43c56ffe2a23bbfa1b/tumblr_mn9f8iXkRF1rge9rdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Comic strip artist and writer David Rappoccio has declared that it’s “Jay Cutler Doesn’t Give A Shit Week”.  His site has been posting a new comic each day this week depicting Smokin’ Jay being all the Smokin’ Jay he can be.  <a href="http://www.thedrawplay.com/?p=688">Check it out here!</a></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/51155094075http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/51155094075Thu, 23 May 2013 12:31:30 -0400Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8f6b0fae4af0dd62cbb9cd829e11f98/tumblr_mly0csMQ6u1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No photoshop required! Thanks Smokin’ Jay!</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/49055345310http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/49055345310Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:02:51 -0400smokin' jay cutlerjay cutlernflfootballchicago bears<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43f912b950b52651c25f0d89971c7a71/tumblr_mkotjjHfhQ1rge9rdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of Chomiak1992)</p> <p>Title: <em>Smokin’ Lunges</em></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/47029493057http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/47029493057Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:10:00 -0400Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlernflfootballchicago bearsgymworkoutweight lifting<p>Smokin&#8217; Jay Cutler <a href="http://winners.webbyawards.com/2013/web/general-website/weird/honorees">is officially a 2013 Webby Honoree</a> under the &#8220;Weird&#8221; website category.  We couldn&#8217;t have done it without everyone&#8217;s support, so thanks again!</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/47568237513http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/47568237513Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:08:21 -0400Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerwebby awards2013 webby awardswebbynflchicago bears<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93704c1eb6ed531be8f31de5002e2335/tumblr_mhv33kQk5A1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Congrats to Smokin’ Jay Cutler for proposing to his girlfriend Kristin Cavallari in the most apathetic way possible: via text message!</p> <p>From NFL.com (full story <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000137005/article/kristin-cavallari-jay-cutler-proposed-to-me-by-text" target="_blank">here</a>):</p> <p class="p1">“It was so silly.” Cavallari told <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/385271/kristin-cavallari-reveals-wedding-plans-says-jay-cutler-proposed-by-sending-ring-in-the-mail" target="_blank"><span class="s1">E! News</span></a>. “I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, ‘Oh, shall we get married?’ We’re like, ‘Yeah, OK.’ And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on.”</p> <p class="p1">If that isn’t just textbook Smokin’ Jay being Smokin’ Jay, I don’t know what is.</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/42513357499http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/42513357499Thu, 07 Feb 2013 12:54:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay CutlerKristin Cavallarichicago bearsnfle! newse!engaged<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48ed386b5705c406891738553634ef32/tumblr_mfwqpbcOaT1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of Curt W.)</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39319046464http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39319046464Mon, 31 Dec 2012 13:15:11 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40af7a79325b2bb471e4585af83621b0/tumblr_mfutv0gk8N1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s game day, and it’s a big one!  Smokin’ Jay Cutler and the Bears are in Detroit playing the Lions in their final regular season game.  If they can come away with a victory and the Vikings lose to Green Bay, then Chicago is playoff bound.  Smoke if you got ‘em.</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39225504011http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39225504011Sun, 30 Dec 2012 12:28:12 -0500Jay CutlerSmokin' Jay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsdetroit lionsgreen bay packersMinnesota Vikingsnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88e5992936b829f43062b8b1a3d5cbcf/tumblr_mftdwpUImP1rge9rdo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39160975990http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/39160975990Sat, 29 Dec 2012 17:46:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26b816055495120e752db30266a6c1d3/tumblr_mfpijbRdpz1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38974566320http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38974566320Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:35:35 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08d19238cfc07985ca5cccf3a51ef4ab/tumblr_mfnb38Qn5h1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of <a href="http://lukelars.tumblr.com/">lukelars</a>)</p> <p>Title: <em>2 Smokin’ Gun Slingers</em></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38871552296http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38871552296Wed, 26 Dec 2012 10:59:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingbrett favrechicago bearsdenver broncosVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7c114ac2fa17ebf18002a2c4c9401e7/tumblr_mfkr2xgyUD1rge9rdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Merry Christmas from Smokin’ Jay Cutler!</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38794817375http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38794817375Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:01:55 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoreschristmasxmassanta clausnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo8_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67a8a4d8c08ea604bd813835d3245be7/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtopkTkaR1rge9rdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/shop">With the holiday season upon us, what better gift to give that special apathetic person in your life than an official Smokin’ Jay t-shirt?  Nothing says “I could care about you less” more, so spread the joy and buy one today!</a></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/36367119193http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/36367119193Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:01:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingchristmasholiday seasonpresentsgiftsshirtschicago bearsdenver broncosfootballnflholiday shoppingchanukahHanukkah<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e79d71cb790de7144b159572ed279eed/tumblr_mfjsoegf5Z1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Smokin’ Jay Cutler and the Bears took care of business yesterday with a 28-13 victory over the Cardinals.  With a win at Detroit next week, and a Vikings loss to Green Bay (who will want that 1st round bye), Smokin’ Jay and company will make the playoffs.  Fingers crossed everyone.</p> <p>Fan submission (courtesy of Jimmy U.)</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38729534499http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38729534499Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:29:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b4e8254209e7e947672f32fdce945bb/tumblr_mfi19wVXJF1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s game day!  Smokin’ Jay Cutler and the Bears head to Glendale to take on the Arizona Cardinals.  Good luck Smokin’ Jay!</p> <p>Fan submission (courtesy of <a href="http://kuthwash.tumblr.com/">kuthwash</a>)</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38646399165http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38646399165Sun, 23 Dec 2012 14:39:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75500c7793da57f6b5b8398aa0868a0f/tumblr_mfebvsxPWj1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38482165215http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38482165215Fri, 21 Dec 2012 14:38:15 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd53682abe1ce5fc61274114b7556c87/tumblr_mfcc1lISxn1rge9rdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of Ross W.)</p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38401592636http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38401592636Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:01:57 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dde167f39db5b0ddc43699eded57af17/tumblr_mfcbfjiS1f1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38392406022http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38392406022Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:33:19 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsVanderbilt commodoresnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3f94abdf5326eb4fbed57ba3a337cbc/tumblr_mfaqguDWiZ1rge9rdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of <a href="http://kuthwash.tumblr.com/">kuthwash</a>)</p> <p>Title: <em>Cigar Toking Cutler</em></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38326065535http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38326065535Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:02:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsnflfootball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d038d385dd4f0004abdc83c25597cf07/tumblr_mfaqajDl4J1rge9rdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fan submission (courtesy of Travis B.)</p> <p>Title: <em>Smokin’ Jay Snowman</em></p>http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38325754055http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/post/38325754055Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:59:00 -0500Smokin' Jay CutlerJay Cutlerjay cutler smokingdenver broncoschicago bearsnflfootball